Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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