He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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