I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
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I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
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It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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