Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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