I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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