Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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