If you die in college, do you die in real life?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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