White coat. Heels.
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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