Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Randomize
