'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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