piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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