NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
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Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
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one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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