My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
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She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
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I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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