We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
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Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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