There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
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Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
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Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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