I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
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Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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