smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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