so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
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How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
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Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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