How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
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she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
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He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
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