I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
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Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
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Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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