Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Even the bartender felt bad for me
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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