let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
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