Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
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I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
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His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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