Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Randomize