we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
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Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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