youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
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He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
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I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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