she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
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I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
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Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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