Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
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PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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