Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
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he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
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It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
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