What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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