I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
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Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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