so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
When are your genitals available?
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
