Walk of Shame. In a state park.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
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Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
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I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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