I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
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my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
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Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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