Sry I called you an 8
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Who put my cat in the fridge?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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