So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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