doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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