he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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