Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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