I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
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Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
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Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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