your thong is hanging out like whoa
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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