Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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