Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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