so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
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Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
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Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
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