Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I had to cum in my sink.
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