You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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