can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
It's official drugs can't kill me
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Randomize
