Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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