He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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