i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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