Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
she peed on how many people?
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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