It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
It's blow job season.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Couch. On fire.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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