what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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